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What’s the latest nugget of intellect to leave the lips of Victoria Beckham? Oh yes, “I just can’t concentrate in flats, I could go to the gym if I wore flats, I’d love to go to the gym, but I just can’t get my head around the footwear.”

Feel the concentration, its overwhelming!

This was the deranged rantings of the ex-singer, ex-model, ex- whatever’s explaining why she wears those ridiculously high heels at just about every event she attends. School sports day, watching David Beckham play football, shopping, Disney Land……..she is permanently spotted tottering around in 10 inch heels.

This move takes extra concentration!

Going one further in a demonstration of her lack of instability (maybe it’s the heels!) Posh Spice referred to her, career!!!???? Declaring that she “loves” her new life in America and, “You know it’s a great place for me and my career’. Altogether now, ‘WHAT FREAKING CAREER?’

Keep concentrating, Posh!

But there was a glimpse of sanity among Victoria’s Beckham’s latest airhead interview when she promised to give up her music career once and for all, emphatically stating to the relief of a waiting world: “I’m not going to sing anymore – I’ve hung my microphone up.”

Good move Posh, before someone strangles you with the flex!

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As if anyone is really interested in anything at all to do with Victoria Beckham, OK magazine decided to ask her about her ‘slim’ figure and her sex life. And what’d’ya know, they’re connected.

As always, the ‘class act’ Spice Girl, says she’s on the ‘F’ plan diet and makes no secret of it in her interview with the UK magazine when she told them, “Some women ask if I’m so thin because I sh** all day. And I say, ‘Actually, yes! And I bet you would too if you were married to David Beckham‘.”

Well, once again Posh Spice lets the world know that the title ‘posh’ is clearly misused in connection with her.

How tacky is she?

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The Spice Girls are set to perform in Baghdad.
The recently reunited girl group face the prospect of appearing in the war-torn capital of Iraq after allowing fans to choose the location of one date on their forthcoming world tour.

An online campaign to make Baghdad “Spice City” for one night only is now underway, and is attracting thousands of votes.

Web user Earle wrote on www.realneighbours.com: “It is down to us so make the right choice, choose Baghdad!”

Another “fan”, calling themselves Tensor, posted the following message on www.channel9.com: “I think they could get airlifted in to the green zone, play a surprise gig, and get out with relative safety.”

The girls - Mel B, Mel C, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton and Victoria Beckham - announced the special vote last week, saying: “It’s impossible for us to perform everywhere but we thought why not let our fans decide where we play? This is your chance to turn your city into ‘Spice City!’”