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As if organizing a heterosexual wedding doesn’t present problems enough, getting it together for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi must really create problems.

Firstly, who wears the wedding dress and who wears the tux?

Who gives the bride away and does the groom also need ‘giving away?’

Who’s hand is on the top when cutting the cake?

I now pronounce you, wife and wife?

When the guests arrive at the venue, do you ask, are you with the bride or the…..um, bride?

But all that hasn’t dissuaded the happy couple from planning what will almost certainly be ‘the wedding of the year!’

This weekend will see the two celebs tying the knot, or the bow, or what ever lesbians tie, in a small intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family.

And if these two think that’s all the folks who’ll turn up to California’s first celebrity lesbian wedding, they need to think again!

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Lindsay Lohan stepped out last night with her ‘girlfriend’ DJ Samantha Ronson after hinting that they are close and that her love life is going well

Telling Ryan Seacrest yesterday on his KIIS-FM radio show that there’s a special someone in her life, the Georgia Rule star celebrated her 23^rd birthday in the company of her special someone, Samantha.
Lindsay and Samantha, 30, who is the younger sister of Mark Ronson, were first spotted getting close at the Cannes Film Festival in France in May.

If the two announce any forthcoming wedding plans like Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi did recently, lets just hope Lindsay and her beau-ess step up the fashion stakes as right now they look like a pair of 1930’s vaudeville comics!

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Initially annoyed by the, 2 hour, late arrival of Mariah Carey to her show, Ellen Degeneres, in her own carefree manner turned the ignorant behaviour of Carey around to her own advantage.

How? By wearing all the ridiculous gifts the over rated song bird brought to the show to celebrate Ellen’s 50^th ‘anniversary’.

Don’t we just love Ellen and despise the wicked witch of the East?

Ellen hosted a party Saturday night which included 600 well-wishers which included Janet Jackson, Tom Hanks, Allison Janney, Ray Romano, Joely Fisher, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale, Paris Hilton and sister Nicky Hilton with their boyfriends Benji Madden and David Katzenberg and, of course, DeGeneres’ girlfriend, Portia de Rossi.

Pink was in attendance to perform three acoustic numbers, including Janis Joplin’s Me and Bobby McGee.

Ellen’s party was not televised but she did air small snippets during her show on Monday.

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