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We’re almost impressed!

The latest video from Paris Hilton sees the animal-print swimsuit clad Heiress replying to the Republican candidate, John McCain, whom she terms as ‘the white haired dude’ after he included her in his presidential video and to the guy with whom she shares a celebrity status, Barack Obama, and speaking more eloquently than we have ever seen the airhead speak in the past!

Although this is a spoof campaign ad by Hilton to announce her presidential candidacy on www.FunnyorDie.com she actually comes across as reasonably intelligent, albeit in a bid at comedy and in doing so actually offers a more detailed plan than Barack Obama!

The video opens with Hilton stating, “Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too, only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy, I’m just hot.

But then that wrinkly white guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude. And I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead. Why don’t we do a hybrid of both candidates’ ideas? That way the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in, which will then create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved,” she says, concluding: “I’ll see you at the debates.”

So all we have to do now is brace ourselves for four more years of a comedy act in the White House!

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We’re almost impressed!

The latest video from Paris Hilton sees the animal print swimsuit clad Heiress replying to the Republican candidate, John McCain, whom she terms as ‘the white haired dude’ after he included her in his presidential video and to the guy with whom she shares a celebrity status, Barack Obama and speaking more seriously than we have ever seen the airhead speak in the past!

Although this is a spoof by Hilton to announce her presidential candidacy on www.FunnyorDie.com she actually comes across as reasonably intelligent, albeit in a bid at comedy!

The video opens with Hilton stating, “Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too, only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy, I’m just hot.

But then that wrinkly white guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I’m running for president. So thanks for the endorsement, white-haired dude. And I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead. Why don’t we do a hybrid of both candidates’ ideas? That way the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in, which will then create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved,” she says, concluding: “I’ll see you at the debates.”

So all we have to do now is brace ourselves for four more years of a comedy act in the Whitehouse!

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So Benji Madden has banned Paris Hilton from getting a tattoo on her body in order to keep her looking ‘pure’ (we think the horse has bolted on that one, Benji!) But he’s going ahead and getting a tattoo of Paris placed strategically on his body.

Will it be on his head? Because it looks like Paris has made a demand of her own, to stop Benji wearing that trademark hat of his, so maybe he’s going to replace it with the Paris tattoo!

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