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For those dirty old men out there who can’t get their hands on an actual celebrity, Pipedream Products has created the next best thing: blow-up dolls.

Digitalspy.com reports that Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan were recently added to the inflatable toy collection and are available to purchase for a modest $19.95; plus shipping and uh…handling.

The Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll is described as - “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red…who never says no and is always up for a good time.”

Simpson’s slogan, on the other hand, may cause BF Tony Romo to blow a gasket or two - “She’s sexy, newly single, and ready for you! This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling h**** to satisfy your every desire, and since she’s dumb as an ox, she never says no!” If I were the cheeky inventors I’d be running for the hills right about now!

Apparently the buxom starlets aren’t the only “ladies” gracing the Pipedream line; for the same price you can pick up Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton and even Sarah Jessica Parker. That last one is rather interesting, seeing as the Sex in the City actress was voted “Unsexiest Woman Alive” by Maxim magazine.

But wait, there’s one more! Allegedly our beloved Britney Spears will be up for sale in the near future.  

Wouldn’t it be funny if the company came out with a second line, like – “Famous by Association”? Heather Mills would be a hilarious addition, what with that perpetual scowl of hers!

Get this jerk away from me!

Times are quiet right now for Pamela Anderson. No more Playboy shoots, no more Baywatch, no more magic shows, so, it must be time for a divorce, or at least an annulment anyway!

With too much time on her hands and little publicity right now Pammie is gaining minor media attention with the announcement that she’s seeking an annulment after just a few months of marriage to Rick Salomon, ex-beau of Paris Hilton.

Anderson married, poker player Rick in October last year and by December she was running for the divorce courts. Working as an illusionist’s assistant for Hans Klok’s in his spectacular magic show in Las Vegas, has obviously helped Anderson with her experience of making husband’s disappear. So far she has got rid of Tommy Lee and Kid Rock.

Salomon himself is no stranger to broken marriages either. He was previously married to Shannen Doherty and actress Elizabeth Daily.

Anderson filed paperwork last Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, citing “fraud” as the reason for the annulment.

So, with that done, its on to her next project. Finding yet another husband!

Check back for an announcement of a summer wedding!

Its about time Pammie got herself a hobby to amuse her in her old age, macramé, knitting, needlepoint, anything to keep her occupied and away from the registrar’s office.

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Pamela Anderson has joked she was tricked by ex-husband Tommy Lee into making their infamous sex tape.The former “Baywatch” actress made an explicit video with the Motley Crue drummer while they were married and after being stolen from the couple it became one of the most watched sex tapes in history. However, Pammy - who has two children, 11-year-old Brandon and nine-year-old Dylan, with Tommy - claims she was unaware she was being filmed.

Speaking on Tom Green’s internet talk show, the busty blonde was giving advice to a caller who wanted to know how to break into the adult film industry. Pammy jested: “Just marry a rock star. Date a rock star and when they say there’s no film in the camera, there really is!”

Earlier this year, Pammy revealed she was forced to tell her children about the sex tape following the release of the “Borat” movie. “Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” features a clip from the steamy video. Pammy said she had “a breakdown” when her sons wanted to watch the movie, forcing her to admit to her racy past. She said: “They really wanted to see ‘Borat’ and I finally had a breakdown and let them because all their friends had.”

“I said, ‘There are a few things we have to talk about before you see ‘Borat.’” And they go, ‘We know about the magazines.’ So that was one gone!”