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Well, doesn’t this just show how quickly Madonna can reinvent herself?

Tuesday saw her looking like a Las Vegas street walker in Cannes along with fellow lady of the night Sharon Stone and by Friday the Material girl is looking like everyone’s favourite grandmother!

With a dress, not too dissimilar to something worn by the original Sex and the City girls, Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan and Estelle Getty, who called themselves The Golden Girls, Madge is definitely leaving her virgin days in the far and distant past!

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Looking like a couple of illegal Eastern block immigrants being hussled off to the next flight out of Heathrow airport by immigration officers, Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow strut the streets of London after completing a work out at the gym.

No showers or mirrors there then girls? Jeeze we’ve seen horses after running the Grand National not looking as sweaty and gross as these two old nags!

But that’s not all! Take a close look at Madonna’s crutch. Has she had a mishap or has the colostomy bag tube, seen sticking out from under her T shirt, sprung a leak?

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Madonna has hired a male nanny to look after adopted son.The pop superstar was looking for someone to care for 23-month-old David Banda and when she realized there were no suitable female candidates, she decided to employ a “manny.”The man will live in Madonna’s luxurious London home along with the singer’s husband Guy Ritchie and her other children, Lourdes, 10, and seven-year-old Rocco.

However, he has been told he will only be caring for David, who Madonna adopted from a Malwai orphanage last October.The “Hung Up” singer has also reportedly given her “manny” strict house rules, which include no sex, no watching TV and no newspapers or magazines.

A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Madonna is very strict with her rules for whoever looks after her children as she wants the best standards for them.”"He will be a live-in nanny and need to be available 24/7.”