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Samantha Ronson aka Lindsay Lohan’s better-half endured quite a shock last Thursday evening while deejaying at Chicago’s Crimson Lounge.

 According to E! News, LiLo had just headed back to the inseparable pair’s shared suite after spending several hours chilling beside the professional spinner when the incident took place.  With the Mean Girls star out of the picture, a deranged Ronson fan jumped into the DJ’s booth and nearly destroyed it. Chi-town police Sgt. Antoinette Ursitti told the aforementioned publication that 22-year-old Lindsay Burns was charged with “simple battery” after “punching, kicking and generally resisting removal…”

 Medication much??“She was only 100 pounds, but she managed to take two of my own security guys down,” Crimon’s general manager Matthew McCahill commented. “I just looked over, and I saw that two of my guys were down. I know she kneed one of them, but I don’t know how she got the other one down.”

 No word yet on whether the young girl - who was taken away in handcuffs - has been released from custody or not.  Luckily after the proverbial smoke cleared, Ronson was able to complete the remainder of her set before joining Lohan at Hotel Sax.

 Lindsay Burns should count her lucky stars that the actress was not present during the whole debacle, LiLo would have surely pulled a Crouching Tiger on her a$$!

Look no further DUI riddled A-Listers; P Diddy is here to help.

Puff Daddy or Diddy or whatever he’s going by these days has decided to invest in a chauffeur service to stop stars from drinking & driving, reports The New Zealand Herald.

We’re well aware of the craziness that ensues at those high-profile celebrity events, and according to Diddy’s spokesperson, “after partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone’s partying responsibly.” I’m sure his mother would be proud.

The rapper’s incentive for creating the in-the-works assistance? “Making sure nobody gets arrested!”

Too bad a time machine hasn’t been invented – otherwise Kiefer Sutherland, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton could have benefitted from this enticing proposal.

Although P Diddy’s plan is a thoughtful gesture, stars should really take responsibility for their own actions. If they don’t wish to spend a night in the drunk-tank, they should either stick to soda or arrange their own damn rides home.

Spider-Man actress Kirsten Dunst has pulled a Lindsay Lohan by bagging a boy in rehab!

According to In Touch Weekly, the 25-year-old who entered Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehabilitation centre at the beginning of February has been dating a “mystery man.”

“The staff has asked the two to separate more than enough,” an unnamed source revealed. “She sits on his lap while smoking cigarettes.”

Allegedly the two are getting rather chummy as the boy in question has been desperately trying to send the starlet gifts: “He has even phoned his mother and asked her to send Kirsten flowers at the facility from him,” an employee stated. “He is trying to be as romantic as it is possible to be in rehab.” What a sweetie!

In a very un-Hollywood-like way, Dunst has managed to stay single for the past 7 months. Her previous relationship with Razorlight rocker Johnny Borrell came to a screeching halt last August. Star magazine claimed that Kirsten’s heartache turned into a need to drink which eventually prompted her trip to rehab.

Although things appear to be looking up, an insider told the aforementioned publication that Dunst is apprehensive about returning to the ‘biz.

“When she first came to the Cirque, she said she was planning to leave Hollywood. The staff tried to tell her she’ll feel differently when she learns how to handle her problems in more constructive ways. But ultimately, it will be Kirsten’s decision.”

“If she feels that Hollywood holds too many temptations, then maybe she should go in another direction,” the source added. “One thing is for sure – Kirsten’s got a lot of demons to conquer. But she’s determined to win.”

Perhaps Dunst and her new guy will end up running away together to some remote island off the Caribbean. Hey, it could happen!