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“I said who do you think you are?” These are the words from the Spice Girls hit of the same name and is reflective of the worlds biggest poser, pouter, and pathetic excuse for a celebrity. With her fake boobs and anorexic looking figure she really thinks she is all that. Look in the mirror Posh ( that’s right you look in every reflective surface you pass).

Well the real celebrity is your hubby David Beckham.

Remember when Ali G asked you “do you want your daughter to grow to be a famous singer like ____Pause — Mariah Carey? He was serious!

So the 2007 Gossip-Dirt Poser of the Year Award goes to —– drum roll please…. Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has been under telescope (microscope is for small things) lately, has been offered a huge fee to pose for none other than Hugh Hefner’s Playboy magazine.

Hef has been cashing in on the male populations love of a geneorus booty with unlikely B celebrities like Vida Guerra and Kim Kardashian who would not even make the pages of Screw magazine except for the fact that you could set a table for 8 on their backsides. This would then explain why Hef is looking to JLove for a Playboy spread.

Marilyn Manson’s divorce with Dita Von Teese (Heather Sweet) is now final and the goth rocker is now back on the market. Von Teese filed for divorce nearly 1 year ago citing battles over makeup irreconcilable differences.

Manson (38) is now dating Evan Rachel Wood (20) star of the recent movie “Across the Universe” There is no accounting for taste.