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Jessica Simpson wears T shirt with a simple message, ‘real girls eat meat’, which at its best is probably a double entendre and at worse suggests she once looked at a burger, but for the animal activist group PETA, it’s a chance to launch a scathing attack on the Dukes of Hazard star, Simpson.

The, most probably, innocently worn T shirt has seen Simpson as the latest celebrity to incur the wrath of PETA in their bid to highlight the cruelty involved in the fur trade and aiming their campaigns squarely at Hollywood A-Listers.

So far Kate Moss, The Olsen Twins, Eva Longoria, Nicole Richie, to name but a few, have felt the sharp end of PETA’s tongue and now the girlfriend of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, Tony Romo, has been targeted!

But will Jessica role over and play dead after being caught with the unfortunate T shirt or will she fight back in the same way as her peers? Ashley Olsen and Mary Kate Olsen have quietly made their reactions to PETA’s attacks known by including tons of animal fur in their clothing collection or fur lover extraordinaire Kate Moss who has continued to sport everything from beaver to rabbit to mink to who knows what kind of lizard skins?

But Martha Stewart, Christina Ricci and Lindsay Lohan have decided to tow the line and have all made it clear, in a bid to keep off PETA’s worst dressed list for 2009, that they will be definitely be wearing the fake stuff in the near future!

Keep and eye on Jessica Simpson to see if she follows in Paris Hilton’s footsteps after she allegedly sat through animal torture videos from China and promised to stop wearing fur. As a reward, PETA removed the “heirhead” from next year’s list.

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Even if The Dukes of Hazard’s Daisy Dukes’ isn’t picking up little gold men at the Oscars, and little football players in Dallas, she’s hanging in there with the hopes of pulling off a successful music career.

Jessica Simpson, the on/off girlfriend of Tony Romo, quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, is hoping to be ’fully ON’ with the CD purchasing public as she releases her latest single, Come on Over (hasn’t that title been done by another country gal, Shania Twain??)

But with lyrics like “Leave your dishes in the sink. Leave your ice cubes in the sink. Just come on over”, its still not looking good for little Jess.

Those lyrics are up there with Marvin Gaye’s “I’m hot just like and oven’ and Chris De Burgh’s , ‘I’ve never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance, looking for a little romance.

Guess writing the theme to the new James Bond movie isn’t a task they’ll be offering Simpson! Finding a catchy rhyming word to solace is probably a little out of her league!

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For those dirty old men out there who can’t get their hands on an actual celebrity, Pipedream Products has created the next best thing: blow-up dolls.

Digitalspy.com reports that Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan were recently added to the inflatable toy collection and are available to purchase for a modest $19.95; plus shipping and uh…handling.

The Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll is described as - “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red…who never says no and is always up for a good time.”

Simpson’s slogan, on the other hand, may cause BF Tony Romo to blow a gasket or two - “She’s sexy, newly single, and ready for you! This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling h**** to satisfy your every desire, and since she’s dumb as an ox, she never says no!” If I were the cheeky inventors I’d be running for the hills right about now!

Apparently the buxom starlets aren’t the only “ladies” gracing the Pipedream line; for the same price you can pick up Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton and even Sarah Jessica Parker. That last one is rather interesting, seeing as the Sex in the City actress was voted “Unsexiest Woman Alive” by Maxim magazine.

But wait, there’s one more! Allegedly our beloved Britney Spears will be up for sale in the near future.  

Wouldn’t it be funny if the company came out with a second line, like – “Famous by Association”? Heather Mills would be a hilarious addition, what with that perpetual scowl of hers!