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Just as we thought Jessica Alba was making a break from the tradition so closely followed by new celebrity mums when she remarked on offers to photograph her new baby, Honor, saying, “I haven’t really gotten any offers, not that I’m aware of. You have to understand, everything that is written is kind of bull,” It appears she is just as much a liar and a pimping mother as Angelina Jolie, Katie Holmes and Jennifer Lopez as she snaps up offers from New York Daily News.

But as usual, their lies find them out as the NYDNs told MSNBC, “She is part of the talks, I don’t know why she’d go out and say that.”

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For those dirty old men out there who can’t get their hands on an actual celebrity, Pipedream Products has created the next best thing: blow-up dolls.

Digitalspy.com reports that Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan were recently added to the inflatable toy collection and are available to purchase for a modest $19.95; plus shipping and uh…handling.

The Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll is described as - “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red…who never says no and is always up for a good time.”

Simpson’s slogan, on the other hand, may cause BF Tony Romo to blow a gasket or two - “She’s sexy, newly single, and ready for you! This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling h**** to satisfy your every desire, and since she’s dumb as an ox, she never says no!” If I were the cheeky inventors I’d be running for the hills right about now!

Apparently the buxom starlets aren’t the only “ladies” gracing the Pipedream line; for the same price you can pick up Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton and even Sarah Jessica Parker. That last one is rather interesting, seeing as the Sex in the City actress was voted “Unsexiest Woman Alive” by Maxim magazine.

But wait, there’s one more! Allegedly our beloved Britney Spears will be up for sale in the near future.  

Wouldn’t it be funny if the company came out with a second line, like – “Famous by Association”? Heather Mills would be a hilarious addition, what with that perpetual scowl of hers!

It seems like the world has been holding its breath for the longest time awaiting the birth of the Lopez- Anthony babies.

Finally the day has dawned!

According to People magazine, Jennifer Lopez gave birth early Friday to twins, making the pop star and actress a first-time mom and for husband Marc Anthony it will be his third and fourth.

The babies were as predicted a boy and a girl with the daughter making her entrance, just like her mother as the star of the show, first!

‘Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,’ Lopez’s manager Simon Fields told People. Jen is now, 39, and Marc, 38. They were married in 2004.

Jenny from the block, in her usual understated manner, requested a private room which has been sitting empty for 2 weeks in anticipation of the diva’s dash to the labour ward at North Shore University Hospital in Manhasset, New York. The hospital has obviously been chosen for its expertise in intensive care for its newborn and pediatric patients.

One member of staff was overheard saying, ‘The babies are ‘going to come out 100% gold and in Tiffany gift wrapping’.

So once again a media circus sets up with the paparazzi of New York, and from around the world, all hoping to be the first to catch photos of the happy parents and their new born twins.

But Jenny is anticipating banking as much money from the birth of her twins as is humanly possible. She and Marc are planning to sell the exclusive ‘first’ photos for a mere $6 million dollars to OK! Magazine.

The poor regular weekly rags just couldn’t stump up enough dosh to display the photos of two wrinkled pink spawns of one of the most sought after couple’s in recent years and if they could they would have found the need to fire at least 50 members of staff.

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