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Being the daughter of Goldie Hawn and having inherited her good looks and charming personality, which never fails to shine through no matter what role of character she takes on, it comes as no surprise that Kate Hudson would top the list of the World’s Most Beautiful People list in People magazine, landing herself pride of place on the cover of the annual issue.

Kate’s natural beauty and medically un enhanced body gave the judges little to debate when selecting their winner.

Kate beat Salma Hayek, Mary J Blige and Rumer Willis, daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. Also named on the new World’s Most Beautiful People list are comedienne Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, new mom Isla Fisher and celebrity couples Jessica Alba and Cash Warren and Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.

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For those dirty old men out there who can’t get their hands on an actual celebrity, Pipedream Products has created the next best thing: blow-up dolls.

Digitalspy.com reports that Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan were recently added to the inflatable toy collection and are available to purchase for a modest $19.95; plus shipping and uh…handling.

The Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll is described as - “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red…who never says no and is always up for a good time.”

Simpson’s slogan, on the other hand, may cause BF Tony Romo to blow a gasket or two - “She’s sexy, newly single, and ready for you! This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling h**** to satisfy your every desire, and since she’s dumb as an ox, she never says no!” If I were the cheeky inventors I’d be running for the hills right about now!

Apparently the buxom starlets aren’t the only “ladies” gracing the Pipedream line; for the same price you can pick up Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton and even Sarah Jessica Parker. That last one is rather interesting, seeing as the Sex in the City actress was voted “Unsexiest Woman Alive” by Maxim magazine.

But wait, there’s one more! Allegedly our beloved Britney Spears will be up for sale in the near future.  

Wouldn’t it be funny if the company came out with a second line, like – “Famous by Association”? Heather Mills would be a hilarious addition, what with that perpetual scowl of hers!

It seems just like yesterday that Victoria and David Beckham made their regal entrance to the world of L.A. glitz and glamour with high hopes of conquering the Hollywood celebrity scene but already the penny has dropped with Posh Spice that she’s not cut out for life in the American spotlight.

With her haughty stance, Victoria has gained little respect or adoration from other A-Listers among the Beverly Hills set and for her, being in the spotlight has meant nothing but ridicule.

Apart from an extremely brief appearance on Ugly Betty, Victoria Beckham has struggled to make her presence felt and American’s in general have very little interest in a woman who clearly has no talent and has turned out to be little more than a pouting clothes horse.

Being a big fish in a small pool, which Posh was in the UK certainly hasn’t translated too well in her move across the Atlantic.

Even after Posh’s attempts at a reality show about her less than interesting life, modeling, judging fashion on the cat walk at New York’s fashion week, making friends with stars such as Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, having girl’s nights out with Eva Longoria and even a world tour with her ex band mates, The Spice Girls, none of this has brought her the ‘celebrity’ she sought and desired.

But now, after commenting recently on the couple’s future, Posh has indicated that her thoughts are clearly turning to England’s green and pleasant land as she said, “If we lived in England full-time, which at some point I’m sure we will, we would have to have a house in London.”
The only problem facing Mrs Beckham is the remaining 4 years left on husband David’s contract with the L.A. Galaxy football team.

So for now America must tolerate her over glossed-pouting mouth and England can breath a sigh of relief!

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