What’s the latest nugget of intellect to leave the lips of Victoria Beckham? Oh yes, “I just can’t concentrate in flats, I could go to the gym if I wore flats, I’d love to go to the gym, but I just can’t get my head around the footwear.”
Feel the concentration, its overwhelming!
This was the deranged rantings of the ex-singer, ex-model, ex- whatever’s explaining why she wears those ridiculously high heels at just about every event she attends. School sports day, watching David Beckham play football, shopping, Disney Land……..she is permanently spotted tottering around in 10 inch heels.
This move takes extra concentration!
Going one further in a demonstration of her lack of instability (maybe it’s the heels!) Posh Spice referred to her, career!!!???? Declaring that she “loves” her new life in America and, “You know it’s a great place for me and my career’. Altogether now, ‘WHAT FREAKING CAREER?’
Keep concentrating, Posh!
But there was a glimpse of sanity among Victoria’s Beckham’s latest airhead interview when she promised to give up her music career once and for all, emphatically stating to the relief of a waiting world: “I’m not going to sing anymore – I’ve hung my microphone up.”
Good move Posh, before someone strangles you with the flex!
ABB
Watching David Beckham play football for the L.A. Galaxy side would make Scientology look riveting judging by the look on the spectator’s faces.
This weekend as Posh Spice flew home to England, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes played baby sitters to the Beckham’s three boys, Cruz, Brooklyn and Romeo and where else would you take the sons of the world’s best known footballer? To see him play of course!
Along with their daughter Suri, and Tom and Nicole Kidman’s adopted daughter Isabella, the family stood in a VIP box at the Hope Depot Center in California and cheered David as he played at the home LA Galaxy stadium where incidentally they were defeated 2-1 by the New York Red Bulls.
ABB
Smile though your heart is aching. Smile even though its breaking…..Remember that old song……
When all around smile, Posh still pouts!
Well, after reading all the articles on the annual Costume Institute Ball in Manhattan, affectionately known as the “Oscars of the East”, it became apparent that, Victoria Beckham, one of the most photographed women in the world, married to one of the hunkiest sportsmen in the world, David Beckham, with one of the biggest bank accounts in the world, with three healthy happy children and living in one of her many homes around the world, positioned in the up market area of Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, (stop for breath here) never smiles!
Even stood with two of Hollywood’s biggest celebrities, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and out on the town with David, no smile was about to make an escape from her pouty lips!
Trawling through Google images, magazines, on-line newspapers and videos, it appears that probably only one in every twenty shots shows the ex Spice Girl breaking away from that unattractive pout and vaguely smiling at the cameras.
Then digging a little deeper and finally discovering a photograph of Posh Spice giving it her best, the penny dropped.
She looks bl****y awful when she smiles, infact, she is reminiscent of the cavemen on the Geico advert. So go ahead Posh, keep that smile well under wraps, for everyone’s sake!
ABB