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For those dirty old men out there who can’t get their hands on an actual celebrity, Pipedream Products has created the next best thing: blow-up dolls.
Digitalspy.com reports that Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan were recently added to the inflatable toy collection and are available to purchase for a modest $19.95; plus shipping and uh…handling.
The Lindsay Fully Loaded Love Doll is described as - “She’s no love bug, she’s a fiery red…who never says no and is always up for a good time.”
Simpson’s slogan, on the other hand, may cause BF Tony Romo to blow a gasket or two - “She’s sexy, newly single, and ready for you! This hot blonde bombshell has three thrilling h**** to satisfy your every desire, and since she’s dumb as an ox, she never says no!” If I were the cheeky inventors I’d be running for the hills right about now!
Apparently the buxom starlets aren’t the only “ladies” gracing the Pipedream line; for the same price you can pick up Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Christina Aguilera, Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Lopez, Paris Hilton and even Sarah Jessica Parker. That last one is rather interesting, seeing as the Sex in the City actress was voted “Unsexiest Woman Alive” by Maxim magazine.
But wait, there’s one more! Allegedly our beloved Britney Spears will be up for sale in the near future.
Wouldn’t it be funny if the company came out with a second line, like – “Famous by Association”? Heather Mills would be a hilarious addition, what with that perpetual scowl of hers!