25.03.2008

Title:  Heather Mills Rides Again!

Author: admin

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Its fair to think that Heather Mills is a troubled person and she desperately needs psychiatric help. Not only did she screw up the life of the only Beatle who had never been divorced, make her child the product of a one parent family, lie through her teeth in court and finally ‘baptize’ Paul’s attorney after being told she would receive 50% less than she had demanded from Paul’s estate, now she is launching an attack on just about everyone in the northern hemisphere who has ever had any contact with her.

Mills has also demonstrated her close relationship with insanity and her warped perception of reality by posting a sign outside her mansion threatening the press with legal action for trespassing, reports say.

In her quest for publicity, Mills is set to reveal that Paul cried after the death of his first wife, Linda McCartney (well how strange is that?) and that he actually hid some of his money from her grabbing hands during the court case.

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But maybe Mills should stop and take a look at her own past before she starts throwing stones in the proverbial glass house.

According to reports, a new TV documentary about Heather Mills will reveal shocking secrets and details about her life before she was married to Paul McCartney. The documentary, which is titled ‘McCartney v. McCartney: The Ex-Files,’ will tell-all on Mills’ sex life and former lovers.

The executive producer of the documentary says it is “the program Sir Paul should have seen before he decided to get married.”

“Researchers have been digging into her past and have found some things she’ll probably not be too happy to see again. She’s tough and she’s bounced back before. But she’s worried this could lead to further problems for her in Britain,” added an TV source.

Mills is under the misapprehension that she would be better understood in the USA and is seeking to make herself popular there by becoming a judge in the Miss USA Pageant. Baring in mind what she wore in court last week Donald Trump would be better off recruiting Colombo as a judge.

Before even stepping foot in the USA Mills has reportedly hired Gloria Allred (known for poking her nose into anyone’s business where she can make a huge amount of dosh for herself) to represent her legally in the U.S. She obviously anticipates causing problems with some other poor unsuspecting millionaire across the Atlantic.

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How much longer do we have to see her distorted face plastered across every tabloid and internet news web site? Doesn’t she have a child to take care of?

ABB


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