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What’s with the Americans when they visit the good old United Kingdom that makes them drag out their weird and wonderful hats as though they’re popping off to Lady’s Day at Ascot?

Lulu at Ascot!

It may be a well know English fashion (along with cucumber and cress sandwiches daily at 3.00 pm!!!), brought back into fashion in the 1980’s during the Princess Diana era, but it really isn’t compulsory, and it is definitely not a sport to be entered to see who can wear the most outrageous deign.

So far this week London has witnessed Sarah Jessica Parker at the world premiere of the Sex and the City movie, wearing her monstrous sized headpiece adorned with an acorn, leaves, grasses and butterfly as her crowning glory.

Then came the clown featured Miss Paris Hilton who made an appearance at Selfridges during the launch of her new fragrance, Can Can, draped in a white wrap around creation which was last spotted hugging King Tut’s body and of course wearing the obligatory outrageous hat which bore a strong resemblance to the remnants of her prom dress!

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What’s the latest nugget of intellect to leave the lips of Victoria Beckham? Oh yes, “I just can’t concentrate in flats, I could go to the gym if I wore flats, I’d love to go to the gym, but I just can’t get my head around the footwear.”

Feel the concentration, its overwhelming!

This was the deranged rantings of the ex-singer, ex-model, ex- whatever’s explaining why she wears those ridiculously high heels at just about every event she attends. School sports day, watching David Beckham play football, shopping, Disney Land……..she is permanently spotted tottering around in 10 inch heels.

This move takes extra concentration!

Going one further in a demonstration of her lack of instability (maybe it’s the heels!) Posh Spice referred to her, career!!!???? Declaring that she “loves” her new life in America and, “You know it’s a great place for me and my career’. Altogether now, ‘WHAT FREAKING CAREER?’

Keep concentrating, Posh!

But there was a glimpse of sanity among Victoria’s Beckham’s latest airhead interview when she promised to give up her music career once and for all, emphatically stating to the relief of a waiting world: “I’m not going to sing anymore – I’ve hung my microphone up.”

Good move Posh, before someone strangles you with the flex!

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In an effort to stop poor innocent loved-up men being arrested at the home of Amy Winehouse, when she isn’t home, maybe she should adopt an age old tradition and leave a red light on in the window so that the next guy through the revolving door knows whether or not she is home!

Winehouse spent Sunday afternoon in the park drinking, stripping off and generally being the tart she is know for being, in the company of Sadie Frost’s ex beau, Kristian Marr. The guy then gets the idea (where ever from????) that Wino is interested in him and turns up at her home only to be arrested for falling asleep in her garage during the long wait for her home coming.

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